one of my favorite words in the whole of the oxford english dictionary is snollygoster just because it sounds so good and what snollygoster means is a dishonest politician although
there was a
19 th century newspaper editor who defined it rather better when he said a snollygoster is a fellow who seeks office regardless of party platform or principle and who when he wins gets there by the sheer force of monumental talknophical assumnancy laughter now i have no idea what talknophical is something
to do with
words i assume but it's very important that words are at the center of politics and all politicians know they have to try and control language it wasn't until for example 1771 that the british parliament allowed newspapers to report the exact words that were said in the debating chamber and this was actually all down to the bravery of a guy with the extraordinary name of brass crosby who took on parliament and he was thrown into the tower of london and imprisoned but he was brave enough he was brave enough to take them on and in the end he had such popular support in london that he won
and it was
only a few years later that we have the first recorded use of the phrase as bold as brass most people think that's down to the metal it's not it's down to a campaigner for the freedom of the press but to really show you how words and politics interact
i want to
take you
back to the united states
of america just after they'd achieved independence and they had to face the question of what to call george washington their leader they didn't know what do you call the leader of a republican country and this was debated in congress for ages and ages and there were all sorts of suggestions on the table which might have made it i mean some people wanted him to be called chief magistrate washington and other people his highness george washington and other people protector of the liberties of the people of
the united states
of america washington not that catchy some people just wanted to call him king they thought it was tried and tested and they weren't even being monarchical there they had the idea that you could be elected king for a fixed term and you know it could have worked and everybody got insanely bored actually because this debate went on for three weeks i read a diary of this poor senator who just keeps coming back still on this subject and the reason for the delay and the boredom was that the house of representatives were against the senate the house of representatives didn't want washington to get drunk on power they didn't want to call him king in case that gave him ideas or his successor ideas so they wanted to give him the humblest meagerest most pathetic title that they could think of and that title was president president they didn't invent the title i mean it existed before but it just meant somebody who presides over a meeting it was like the foreman of the jury and it didn't have much more grandeur than the term foreman or overseer there were occasional presidents of little colonial councils and bits of government but it was really a nothing title and that's why the senate objected to it they said that's ridiculous you can't call him president this guy has to go and sign treaties and meet foreign dignitaries and who's going to take him seriously if he's got a silly little title like president of
the united states
of america and after three weeks of debate in the end the senate did not cave in instead they agreed to use the title president for now but they also wanted it absolutely set down that they didn't agree with it from a decent respect for the opinions and practice of civilized nations whether under republican or monarchical forms of government whose custom it is to annex through the office of the chief magistrate titles of respectability not bloody president and that in the intercourse with foreign nations the majesty of the people of
the united states
may not be hazarded by an appearance of singularity i e we don't want to look like bloody weirdos now you can learn three interesting things from this first of all and this is my favorite is that so far as i've ever been able to find out the senate has never formally endorsed the title of president barack obama president obama is there on borrowed time just waiting for the senate to spring into action second thing you can learn is that when a government says that this is a temporary measure laughter you can still be waiting 223 years later but the third thing you can learn and this is the really important one this is the point
i want to
leave you on is that the title president of
the united states
of america doesn't sound that humble at all these days does it something
to do with
the slightly over 5,000 nuclear warheads he has at his disposal and the largest economy
in the world and
a fleet of drones and all that sort of stuff reality and history have endowed that title with grandeur and so the senate won in the end they got their title of respectability and also the senate's other worry the appearance of singularity well
it was a
singularity back then but now do you know how many nations have a president a hundred and forty seven all because they want to sound like the guy who's got the 5,000 nuclear warheads etc and so in the end the senate won and the house of representatives lost because nobody's going to feel that humble when they're told that they are now the president of
the united states
of america and that's the important lesson i think you can take away and the one
i want to leave you with
politicians try to pick words and use words to shape reality and control reality but in fact reality changes words far more than words can ever change reality
thank you very much